Muttlettes

My two dogs... they can be soooo frustrating at times that I've threatened to take them to the pound!!  Seriously, when your stupid dog goes bouncing across the meadow chasing tweety birds and conveniently forgets basic commands, like "Bailey, come here!", you get a little peeved.  Especially when said meadow romp ends up with lost dogs and me hiking my fat ass through the woods looking for them.

We try to be good doggy parents.  We try to take them for walks often; we give them snackies and treats; we feed them premium food, we love them, we train/discipline them.  I try to be all Cesar Milan on their hairy butts!!   But... there are days...  Like when Freda recently decides she has never been housebroken in her life and pees in the house, numerous times, in multiple places!! (insert terribly offensive language here!!!)  That literally sends me through the roof!!  I get sooo mad!!!

Then we have days like today.  The girls are so good, such obedient little puppies. No runaways, no messes in the house, lots of laying by the fire, snoozing.  Then an afternoon 4 mile walk with Mom and upon return - a treat - a biscuit.  Freda gobbles her biscuit in seconds while Bailey chooses to savor hers.  She carries it around in her mouth like a cigar!!  It's so stinking funny.

She even torments Freda with it; walking past her really slow, making certain the biscuit is right in front of Freda's nose.  When Freda tries to take a bite, Bailey wrinkles up her lip and grumbles.  It's ridiculously funny.


After Bailey is finished tormenting her poor Old Freda, she then shares her treat.


Crazy Muttlettes!!  It's disgusting how much I love them.